November Ramblings #1

November Ramblings #1
Published on: November 4th, 2024
Last updated: November 6th, 2024

Welcome to the Shit Show

Monday

In my never-ending blog post experiment, I thought it would be fun to update a single post every day for about six months, assuming my daily musings wouldn’t be that lengthy—or so I thought. By the end of the first month, the post had already swelled to 5,000 words. A bit much for most people to read. So, I decided to create a new category here on Wisedocks where I’ll start a new post every week and update it throughout the week with my wild tangents.

I think I’ve finally made up my mind to focus mainly on the blog for this site. Everything else I add just feels like filler, and I lose interest quickly. But blogging? That’s different. I love writing and throwing my opinions out there. On the other hand, I’m not a big fan of people in general, so doing it on the internet feels like a nice compromise.

For now, I plan to keep the quotes and AI images on the site. I enjoy creating AI art, so there’s no need to eliminate it. Plus, I regularly repost the AI images to Reddit and Pinterest, and they drive a good amount of traffic to the site, so they’re not entirely pointless.

Let’s Church It Up

If you know me in real life, you know that nearly every other word out of my mouth is a curse word—it’s just part of my vocabulary. So, in case you’re wondering, I run most of what I write through ChatGPT before posting. I do this for a couple of reasons. First, grammar: my spelling is "perty gewd," but I miss plenty of commas. Second, to clean up my language. I don’t just curse in conversation; I type exactly what I’m thinking, exactly how I’d say it in real life. ChatGPT helps me polish things up, haha. I wish I were joking.

So, because I care deeply about what you think (sarcasm), I use AI to clean up my posts, making them easier to read and keeping me ahead in the game as the local grammar police. For example, right there—I wouldn’t normally say “police”; I’d say “Nazi.” But, I won't do that here.

Gaming

I like to game on my PC probably more than I should. But hey, I use it as a way to save money. For $30, you could buy one meal out—or, if you're thrifty, maybe squeeze in dinner and a movie by yourself. But for that same $30, I get thousands of hours of entertainment, keeping me busy enough that I don’t feel the urge to go out.

While scrolling Reddit yesterday, I saw someone talking about how much time they’d been putting into Farming Simulator. So, out of curiosity, I checked my own stats...and I may have a problem, lol.

Steam gameplay time

Just on those three games, I’ve clocked over 5,700 hours. Up until recently, I had  Satisfactory on Epic, but since it was the only game I played there, I went ahead and bought it again on Steam. I had racked up over 2,000 hours on Satisfactory alone. That’s 320 full days of gameplay, just on these four games. And if I add in all the other games I’ve played on Steam, that number nearly doubles.

That means nearly two full years out of the last ten have been spent gaming. That's Insane!!

Then there’s the time I spend building and working on my websites. It's clear: I have no life. Lol. Now I'm kind of sad—I think I'll go harvest that cornfield to cheer myself up.

SEO deeznutz

I've spent the last several weeks trying to work out my search engine troubles. But I’ve moved things around—and will probably keep doing so enough to confuse search engines—so I think they’ve pretty much shadow-banned this domain. Instead of continuing the madness, I've decided to embrace it, taking advantage of the newfound freedom to do whatever the hell I want. No more adding ridiculously long and dumb-looking titles to posts, or any of the other SEO nonsense.

On all my sites, I spend nearly as much time on alt tags, schema, sitemaps, proper image sizes, and all the other things search engines supposedly look for. But I don’t feel like doing that here anymore.

I'll keep up the SEO stuff on Stellar History and Echo Chamber Effect, but for Wisedocks (and FartDump, for that matter), I’m done worrying about it. I could give two shits if anyone reads my blog, honestly. That’s why I had it practically buried on the site until now. For a change, I'm going to have some fun with this site instead of constantly trying to appease corporations in the faint hope they’ll throw a little traffic my way.

What brought this on was that, just now, I wanted to change the site tagline to better reflect the blog, and my first thought was, "How do I cram enough keywords into this tagline while making it sound natural?" Worrying about SEO can really make you a slave to a broken system. Since that system is rigged against you, you’re bound to stay frustrated. I read about people having trouble like mine every day, and some of them even move their entire website to a new domain just to get out from under a search engine shadow ban.

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere. But I am going to have some fun now.

Tuesday

It's currently 9:30 Central time, and Trump is up by about 4 million votes in the popular vote. I'm guessing that by midnight, that number will shift quite a bit. I've been entertaining myself by going to Facebook and watching everyone breathe a sigh of relief because the Republican is ahead. By midnight, they'll be like, "What the hell, we were winning. Democrats must be cheating."

This happens every election cycle, and it’s pretty amusing. It's fairly simple: smaller populated areas tend to lean Republican and finish counting votes first because, well, there are fewer people. Larger population centers, which lean heavily Democrat, take longer to count their votes. So, regardless of the final result, Republicans often take an early lead, only for Democrats to catch up as the more populated areas start reporting.

Trump knew this in 2020 and used it to his advantage. There's a leaked audio of Steve Bannon telling a colleague about Trump's plan. He was laughing as he explained that Trump intended to declare victory early while still leading, so that when the blue wave came in, he could cry foul. It worked! Will he do it again?

You can read the whole transcript here. Or listen to the audio below.

Inserts Foot Into Mouth

Well, shit, I guess that blue wave isn't rolling in. Idiocracy prevails again. GG, America. I'm not going to lie—part of me wanted Trump to win just so I'd have something to complain about all the time. When Democrats run the show, they’re boring. But these MAGA types? They're entertaining, as long as they leave me alone. I’m not sure that will be the case, though, since Trump has bragged multiple times about wanting to run the country like a dictatorship. You didn’t believe him, did you?

Wednesday

Voter Turnout

2016 Donald Trump Hilary Clinton Totals
Votes 62,984,828 65,853,514 128,838,342
2020 Donald Trump Joe Biden  
Votes 74,223,975 81,283,501 155,507,476
2024 Donald Trump Kamala Harris  
Votes (Not Final) 71,760,570 66,882,953 138,643,523

 

Where did y'all go? You can't complain if you don't vote. But I did vote, so I'm going to complain. Probably not too much, though, since I've become increasingly numb to politics. I believe politics affect our daily lives, but it's just exhausting. Normally, I watch election results closely, but this year, while I did pay attention, my enthusiasm was low. I was excited about Kamala at first, but that excitement quickly faded. She didn’t do anything wrong; she just lacked that “it” factor.

I think Elon Musk has gone off the rails over the past few years, but his involvement might keep the government from cutting NASA’s funding. SpaceX relies on that funding through NASA, and they’re doing good work, so that's a plus. I bet Bezos is pissed, though. Musk “Trumped” Bezos—haha!

Happy Birthday to me

Oh yeah, today is my birthday—I was reminded by the bombardment of Facebook Messenger notifications. I don’t really use Facebook anymore, but when I did, I would always experiment with people. Two years ago, I played my usual game, “Add Them All!” It’s where I go to my friend suggestions and start clicking “Add Friend” for everyone on the list. As people accept, the friend suggestions grow even longer, so I keep adding until I hit the 5,000-friend limit.

Then, I start shit-posting to watch people unfriend or block me. It’s always cracked me up. A couple of years back, I really went for it, sending requests to thousands of people. Even when people blocked or unfriended me, new people kept accepting because my friend limit was constantly fluctuating. This has been going on for two years now. I’ve even been unfriending people as they pop up in my feed on the rare occasion I open the app, but I still have over 4,000 friends on there I don’t know.

This messes up my feed so badly that I just don’t go on there. Even when I was posting quotes to the Wisedocks page, I used Meta Business Suite to schedule them and hardly ever opened the app. Plus, Facebook came down hard on the FartDump page and my profile. All of my pages are under restriction for the next year because back in July, their AI flagged an old image I’d shared for a policy violation. Their idea of “violating” content is so random with humor that I just took down every single post from that page and stopped using the app.

Now, I’m getting slammed with birthday wishes from hundreds of people I don’t even know. I really need to hide my birthday on my profile, lol.

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